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New Channel Tunnel back to North Africa unveiled
After months of top-secret excavation work, the results of a major Anglo-French construction project have been unveiled today: a brand-new extension of the Channel Tunnel that will take would-be...
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Migrants face ‘milk and honey ban’ at UK Supermarkets
David Cameron has unveiled emergency legislation to forbid the sale of milk and honey products to those who do not have the legal right to be in Britain. News of the ban has resulted in what French...
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Swarm of British migrants ‘ruining’ Greek island
EU leaders have warned that a surging tide of migrants from Britain is threatening to overwhelm the Greek island of Kos. Fears are growing that the authorities in Kos could lose control of the...
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We ♥ Migrants
Politicians and giddy school girls alike have stormed the internet in search for tips on how to copy the latest fashion sensation – ‘Refugee Chic’. Anyone who is anyone is desperate to get themselves...
View ArticleGermany cannot take ‘any more VW migrants’
‘There are thousands of them heading for our borders,’ complained a German spokesman today, ‘bringing their diesel fumes and exhaust emissions with them. We can’t possibly be expected to take them...
View ArticleEvery country on earth vows to deport Brits who don’t learn a language
The Foreign Office is said to be in disarray at the prospect of around five million people arriving back in the UK within the next twelve months, as a result of new UN regulations. Offshore...
View ArticleEU migrants to be reclassified as fish
The government has found a novel way of dealing with a seemingly irreconcilable set of Brexit pressures around migrants following a chance remark by Boris Johnson, back from a whale-clubbing weekend in...
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Cross Channel foot passengers facing migrant ‘piggy-backing’ misery
Foot passengers returning to the UK from day trips to Calais are being subjected to attempts by illegal migrants to stow away inside their personal belongings. In unprecedented scenes, people queuing...
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